Now then. Thanks for having a look at my website. Have a little mooch around, enjoy yourself, breathe it all in.

My name is Dan Nightingale. I am a comedian.

I am also (to a lesser extent) a writer, a presenter, an actor, a reasonable ukulele player, an unlikely weight loss consultant, an enthusiastic yet painfully slow jogger, a committed fan of the NFL and (I’m told) a formidable lover. I live in Nottingham, which is in England. With my wife, who is a woman. And my daughter, who is a smaller woman.

Here’s two recent uploads of me at one of the finest gigs in the land, XS Malarkey. Watch and laugh and then move along.