My name is Dan Nightingale. I am a comedian.

I am also (to a lesser extent) a writer, a presenter, an actor, a reasonable ukulele player, an unlikely weight loss consultant, an enthusiastic yet painfully slow jogger, a committed fan of the NFL and (I’m told) a formidable lover. I live in St-Annes-on-Sea, which is in England. With my wife, who is a woman. And my daughter, who is a smaller woman.

Me playing one of my favourite gigs in London; Headliners, Chiswick. I look like I need a holiday or at the very least, a sunbed.